Ever wanted to do several things at the same time? Ever wanted to bill your employer for software you don’t need and that doesn’t even work? Ever wanted to write futile scripts for a system nobody uses or cares about?
We have the answer! Just say “procoof!”
And procoof delivers, just look at these quotes:
“I used to hate my job, but now my boss thinks we’re a forward thinking company running headfirst into the future like some kind of Marty McFly of the packing supplies industry” — B Tannen, CA
“The procoof package manager makes it easy to deploy procoof on other computers. Just install the package manager, satisfy the 11gb of dependencies and type ‘procoof!’ — the installation CD will be shipped to the closest UPS store to your IP addresses geolocation!” — Grateful, AL
“I used to think UNIX was a big pile of junk, with its single command to do a job failings and ignorance of modern life, but procoof has shown me that not all UNIX developers are able to write small, functional software, in fact, some of them write things like this.” — Anonymous, NE
“procoof proves professionally: Providing previously preposterous people properly procured program packages!” — Deceased, NH
“Using the built in proof of concept point of sale system (procoofpocpos) I’ve turned my badly prepared business plan into a state of the art Internet retailer! Take that Amazon.com!” — Bamazon.com owner and operator, DE
What are YOU waiting for?
Think you’re the best? procoof yourself!